Comments on Neil Shakespeare: MR. CRISP GOES TO BETHLEHEM

I'm looking forward to the "pictureless postcards"...

2008-02-10T08:54:00.000-06:00

I'm looking forward to the "pictureless postcards"; I suspect they'll be a big hit!

Well, I hate to be the one to break the news to yo...

2008-02-07T15:11:00.000-06:00

Well, I hate to be the one to break the news to you, Neil, but "that conquering the Great Lakes with a few speedboats thing" was already done a couple o' summers back.

They didn't even notice.

Not even the missing Coast Guarders!

Guess we all just figured it was part of the War Of.. err.. On Terror and kept our minds on our own businesses.

Sorry, boss.

Don't think those "Doors of Humility" would sell too well 'round these parts either, but I really like that CHILDPROOF SANDWICH concept a lot! PICTURELESS POSTCARDS too.

Get Cracklin' amigo!

At least he found the place.

2008-01-29T06:56:00.000-06:00

At least he found the place.

what about bushproof pretzelscome to think of it, ...

2008-01-24T04:38:00.000-06:00

what about bushproof pretzels

come to think of it, what about pretzelproof bushes

Next summer I think I'm going to buy a couple of s...

2008-01-15T12:07:00.000-06:00

Next summer I think I'm going to buy a couple of speedboats and take over the Great Lakes. I probably won't even have to fire a shot.

The last time the British tried it they pulled it off without a shot fired.

Neil,I too felt the need for a "Door of Humility" ...

2008-01-14T13:31:00.000-06:00

Neil,
I too felt the need for a "Door of Humility" so I went right out to Home Despot and was lucky enough to get the last one they had in stock. It is really great. It has a larger than life picture of the Lone Ranger and Silver painted right on the screen and what are purported to be the the magic words "Wonder Bread builds strong bodies" right underneath. It also comes with two springs so that it slams real hard when you swing it wide and let it go. Only bad thing is it only hangs from the right.

coincidentially, i'm wearing myBORN TO BE CRISPtsh...

2008-01-14T07:41:00.000-06:00

coincidentially, i'm wearing my

BORN TO BE CRISP

tshirt as i'm reading this

You think two speedboats will be enough? Maybe I ...

2008-01-12T03:37:00.000-06:00

You think two speedboats will be enough? Maybe I should get five, just in case, one for each of the lakes.

There's not too many Coast Guard Stations left on ...

2008-01-11T22:51:00.000-06:00

There's not too many Coast Guard Stations left on the Great Lakes, so it should be no problem taking them over.

Some will criticize him for waiting seven years be...

2008-01-11T09:41:00.000-06:00

Some will criticize him for waiting seven years before traveling to Israel, but I'm sure he had a high-priority secret peace plan all along: demolish a few nearby countries, show 'em a little shock and awe, then give 'em that deranged smirk and hand 'em the pen. They'll sign anything.

He's taken traveling abroad to a new level......on...

2008-01-11T07:07:00.000-06:00

He's taken traveling abroad to a new level......

one that continues to sink 4 him!

At least he's consistent, if that matters at all.

Heheh. you said, "all over my stern."I thought th...

2008-01-11T06:48:00.000-06:00

Heheh. you said, "all over my stern."

I thought this quote from a few days ago was especially crisp:

"I can press when there needs to be pressed; I can hold hands when there needs to be -- hold hands."