tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3024272003872888158.post5688969910320067989..comments2023-11-05T05:13:18.548-06:00Comments on Neil Shakespeare: CONDI TO LEAD NEW "GOLF BRIGADE" TO IRAQNeil Shakespearehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06228133426669625273noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3024272003872888158.post-8170093773184586132007-07-14T02:08:00.000-05:002007-07-14T02:08:00.000-05:00Given the risk of being blown up, I think golf pla...Given the risk of being blown up, I think golf played in the underground bunker system could be the way to go. It would be cool, the rock would never need mowing, the balls could never get lost (even Condi's - yes, that's what I meant) and there'd be no bloody birdies!<BR/><BR/>Cheers!Danielhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02798600572745255535noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3024272003872888158.post-9870037164198924182007-07-13T13:12:00.000-05:002007-07-13T13:12:00.000-05:00She can't just walk around like this in the golf f...<I>She can't just walk around like this in the golf fields. She forgot the veil!! </I>Navahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03594536242955214557noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3024272003872888158.post-39490236148271657432007-07-13T13:02:00.000-05:002007-07-13T13:02:00.000-05:00What about chess...there's less watering of greens...What about chess...there's less watering of greens involved and it could be played in small spaces.<BR/><BR/>I've got a good idea. How about we lock OBL and W in a room and have them play a game of chess to decide who wins. Winner takes Iraq, and the loser leaves with their pals in tow.<BR/><BR/>Sounds like a more friendly way to solve things, and less ecologically damaging than creating golf courses in deserts, unless you like permanent sand traps.<BR/><BR/>P.S. Neil, I've re-blog rolled you.<BR/>Blog on friends, blog on allAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00175864473859312508noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3024272003872888158.post-39422883986287825742007-07-13T12:11:00.000-05:002007-07-13T12:11:00.000-05:00Oh yeah. The music. You're right about that. I ...Oh yeah. The music. You're right about that. I think a series of concerts by Condi in the evenings would help, after they're all worn out from golf.Neil Shakespearehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06228133426669625273noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3024272003872888158.post-83659088425661814302007-07-13T09:15:00.000-05:002007-07-13T09:15:00.000-05:00She has a point about the golf match. If we could ...She has a point about the golf match. If we could manage to take away everyone's guns and replace with golf clubs it would sure help. That goes for the Americans too.<BR/><BR/>Iraq has always been a bit of a sand trap anyway.Blueberryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17357299403457746440noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3024272003872888158.post-76970428949153080482007-07-13T09:07:00.000-05:002007-07-13T09:07:00.000-05:00I think she should give piano lessons over there, ...I think she should give piano lessons over there, too, because music is said to soothe savage beasts and all that.Blankhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10159463105401061130noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3024272003872888158.post-20540696995002331062007-07-13T08:56:00.000-05:002007-07-13T08:56:00.000-05:00That's true. The bunkers might be a problem.That's true. The bunkers might be a problem.Neil Shakespearehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06228133426669625273noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3024272003872888158.post-49406755310048747042007-07-13T07:13:00.000-05:002007-07-13T07:13:00.000-05:00i thought they had had enough of iraqis hiding in ...i thought they had had enough of iraqis hiding in bunkers?michael greenwellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03160209922644524231noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3024272003872888158.post-59575230215615149632007-07-13T07:07:00.000-05:002007-07-13T07:07:00.000-05:00We'll have to send over some ball washers, too.**T...We'll have to send over some ball washers, too.*<BR/><BR/>*This joke brought to you by my inability to bring myself to type: "Condi can wash my balls any day." <BR/><BR/>That would have been a lie. I don't play golf, and therefore don't have any golf balls hat need washing.C-Nihilisthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16593930492411196818noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3024272003872888158.post-38894347415593779562007-07-13T07:00:00.000-05:002007-07-13T07:00:00.000-05:00I would think Condi in a bikini would frighten awa...I would think Condi in a bikini would frighten away any potential terrorist.Larryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05283557503536810926noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3024272003872888158.post-20842516182988128672007-07-13T06:52:00.000-05:002007-07-13T06:52:00.000-05:00Glad to hear that Condi has found new career optio...Glad to hear that Condi has found new career options. Hopefully golf (or modeling) will work out better for her than diplomacy has.JMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05532398934926136386noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3024272003872888158.post-48655996104960603832007-07-13T05:43:00.000-05:002007-07-13T05:43:00.000-05:00Ahhhh, sports will save the day!Ahhhh, sports will save the day!Coffee Messiahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16908162048706236634noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3024272003872888158.post-18554968622057786572007-07-13T04:51:00.000-05:002007-07-13T04:51:00.000-05:00are the kurds going to caddy?are the kurds going to caddy?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09336609450397937789noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3024272003872888158.post-72835941296915187912007-07-13T04:49:00.000-05:002007-07-13T04:49:00.000-05:00And Halliburton got the $3.7 billion no-bid contra...And Halliburton got the $3.7 billion no-bid contract to build three permanent golf courses in Iraq.Lew Scannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12788033661013005904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3024272003872888158.post-9047539706078818062007-07-13T04:39:00.000-05:002007-07-13T04:39:00.000-05:00She looks perplexed to me.She looks perplexed to me.sumohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03668836906276970398noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3024272003872888158.post-11531170793054665542007-07-13T04:08:00.000-05:002007-07-13T04:08:00.000-05:00i'm soldi'm soldGraemehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04230080850680753260noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3024272003872888158.post-11148244321207971552007-07-13T02:32:00.000-05:002007-07-13T02:32:00.000-05:00Yeah but those cursed spiked golf shoes hurt like ...Yeah but those cursed spiked golf shoes hurt like hell when she kicks butt.Peacechick Maryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16808832340636218022noreply@blogger.com