Scientists announced today that they had created the first artificial life form known to Earth. They further revealed that this artificial life form has been occupying the White House for the past seven years.
Asked why they had waited so long to inform the world that U.S. President George W. Bush is, in fact, an artificial life form, the scientists explained that they were embarrassed to disclose the information earlier.
"Sad to say, we forgot to give it a brain, a heart, or the sense that God gave a flea.
"Are you going to patent it...er, him?" asked a reporter.
"No, no. If anyone wants him, they can have him.
7 comments:
Such is the danger of playing around with things we don't fully understand.
Better stick with the stem-cell research for now - oh, right. Never mind...
That is creepy!! This life form looks too much like my recent self portrait, lightning and all.
Noooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!
I have only one question: where's the remote control so we can turn the damned thing off!
Dubya Barada Nikto!
so he has been talking out of his recharge socket all this time?
If, by "recharge socket" you mean "ass", then yes.
This explains a lot. Good job, though. Amazingly life-like.
SCIENCE MUST BE STOPPED! Did you know they're teaching it in the public schools? With our tax money????
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