Sunday, October 7, 2007
SCIENTISTS ANNOUNCE FIRST ARTIFICIAL LIFE FORM CREATED
Scientists announced today that they had created the first artificial life form known to Earth. They further revealed that this artificial life form has been occupying the White House for the past seven years.
Asked why they had waited so long to inform the world that U.S. President George W. Bush is, in fact, an artificial life form, the scientists explained that they were embarrassed to disclose the information earlier.
"Sad to say, we forgot to give it a brain, a heart, or the sense that God gave a flea.
"Are you going to patent it...er, him?" asked a reporter.
"No, no. If anyone wants him, they can have him.