Wednesday, July 25, 2007

LITTLE KNOWN BIBLE STORIES Jesus Raises Keith Richards from the Dead


But what THE BIBLE doesn't tell you is that it didn't work.

Some things are beyond even the powers of Jesus.

So Satan had to step in and finish the job.

16 comments:

Graeme said...

that explains a lot

Nava said...

At first sight, it looked like a scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
"Bring out yer dead" comes to mind...

Lew Scannon said...

Thank goodness! Otherwise we wouldn't have all those classic songs from that last Stones album, whatever it was called.

Peacechick Mary said...

Keith Richards is my 83 year old neighbor. Keith will be happy to know, Jesus raised him up, he's kinda short.

sumo said...

That pic is from the days before he was totally wrecked by the cares of life.

a rose is a rose said...

and that my dear mr shakespeare is why i'm a pagan~!

Nvisiblewmn said...

Looks like Jesus or Satan or somebody gave Keith a good ironing, which he desperately needed.

pissed off patricia said...

Jesus should leave well enough alone.

JM said...

Too bad that during a night of drunken debauchery, Keith destroyed the portrait done by Basil Hallward.

Montag said...

Within hours of his resurrection, Richards re-died from an overdose of a mixture of coke and his own cremated ashes.

Coffee Messiah said...

Yikes, it looks to me as if this were one of his better daze......

Nvisiblewmn said...

Laughing out tears over PoP's comment....

Larry said...

Good one POP!

Blueberry said...

Keith Richards can't die. He's like a Terminator... and he might be Johnny Depp's "Portrait of Dorian Gray". Shadoobee.

Neil Shakespeare said...

Geez, I just read today that Keith is getting a 7.5 million dollar advance for his "memoirs". Is there a publisher in this world that actually thinks Keith can remember anything? If he can, then there's no excuse for Alberto Gonzalez.

Wadard said...

...but even Satan couldn't raise Richards, so to preserve his reputation he sold his soul to Big Pharmaceutical — and so Narcan was born.

It's been keeping Keif alive ever since.