The famous George W. Bush "Legacy Portrait" has been moved to the special "Failure Niche" at the National Gallery in Washington.
"Look darling! It's the famous George W. Bush 'Legacy Portrait' by the late Norman Rockwell! What do you think of it?
"That man's ugly!
"Shhh! Quiet, dear! There might be hidden microphones in the picture frame.
"I don't care! He's ugly and he scares me!
"He scares all of us, dear, but why don't you pipe down now because I'm almost certain that there are hidden cameras recording every precious little word that comes out of your...
"He scares me, Mommy! I wanna go home! And, Mommy?
"I think he's peeking down your dress.
The Bush "Legacy Portrait" will remain on display at the National Gallery through September - also known as "The Moon When Something is Finally Supposed to Happen" - at which time it will be transferred to its permanent home in The Green Zone in Baghdad...if The Green Zone is still there by then.