This is, like, really really big news here folks. Since the beginning of time people have been trying to figure out why it is they have sex, and up until now no one has come up with the answer.
I myself have been trying to figure out why people have sex for many, many years now, but it looks like that crack team of scientists down there at the University of Texas beat me to the answer.
"Researchers at theWell, the 'how' I learned pretty early on in life. There's really not much to the 'how'. They teach you that in Junior High School. They've got charts and everything. The penis goes in the vagina or, if you are a male homosexual, into something else. If you are a female homosexual...well, I'm not sure what goes into what there. They didn't have any charts for that back in Junior High. spent five years to study the overlooked why behind sex while others were spending their time on the how."
But the 'why' has always plagued me, as it has wise folks like Socrates, for example, since the dawn of time. Socrates used to walk around Athens asking himself this very same question day after day after day.
"Why DO people have sex?" Socrates wondered. But even the wisest men and women in the world couldn't figure it out. No one could. Although the great philosophers pondered endlessly, they couldn't come up with any logical explanation. Until, that is, they sent this age-old question down to Texas, birthplace of so many great geniuses.
"...men and women agree on their top reasons for having sex — they were attracted to the person, they wanted to experience physical pleasure and "it feels good," so found the Texas geniuses.
"It feels GOOD?" That was my first reaction when I heard the news that this scientific puzzle had at last been solved. That's the one thing I NEVER would have thought of. God bless those outside-the-brain thinkers down there in Texas.
It feels good, huh?
Gosh. I might have to try it.