Wednesday, August 15, 2007

INVISIBLE MAN

Do you see me in this picture? I bet you don't. Whenever I travel, which is seldom, I like to travel with a hot Asian chick in a bikni. To distract the Aliens.

It works pretty good.

A lot better than "Attempting Not To Be Seen". (You Python fans know what I'm talking about.)

Of late, however, remaining invisible has become a problem. A few days ago I heard the news that Hillary is looking for me.

"Americans from all walks of life across our country may be invisible to this president, but they’re not invisible to me." Hillary
Imagine being "found" by Hillary Clinton, the all-knowing, all-seeing Hillary!

I've been trying to become invisible for years and years, and I thought it was working, until Hillary came looking for me.

A male narrator says, “Hillary Clinton has spent her life standing up for people others don’t see.”
Goddammit! Can't she just fucking leave me alone?!!! I WANT to be invisible!

But no! Hillary is like God. She sees all, even the invisible. Her eye is on the invisible sparrow. And I'm that fucking invisible sparrow.

Oh, and here's a question for you:

If Hillary is God, then who has Bush been talking to?

24 comments:

Larry said...

Bush talks to the mind of the troll who infects the sphere of society like a maggot infects the inner workings of a squirrel.

Nava said...

“Hillary Clinton has spent her life standing up for people others don’t see.”

So - - - is Hillary going to stand up for Bin Laden, or does she only see Americans?

Coffee Messiah said...

Could be an oxymoron......

a rose is a rose said...

wow, that larry sure uses colorful woids

your king, george, talks to his imaginary friend lil' jesus (hey soos). lil' jesus is DIFFERENT than god! you are certainly a silly goose dear mr shakespeare!

Blueberry said...

When Bill developed his "roving eye", Hillary had to grow eyes in the back of her head. Also, that company who used to make the X-ray specs now makes X-ray contacts and she wears those.

If you go and see her, make sure you wear clean underwear and match your bra and panties.

Montag said...

Barney talks to Mambo Sven who does all the talking for you-know-who.

Barney talks to Dumbya through an ear bud and that little black box strapped under his suit.

(Dog is his co-pilot.)

Your companion is quite fetching, Neil.

Chuck said...

Whenever I travel, which is seldom, I like to travel with a hot Asian chick in a bikni. To distract the Aliens.

LMAO! You are too funny!

You're probably leaving a "heat signature". This is a hi-tech world, after all.

Time said...

Jerry Falwell

Nvisiblewmn said...

I think I see you in the picture! Do I get a prize for that?

Lew Scannon said...

I'm sure that Hillary only sees people Bush doesn't because she has a more creative eye when it comes to exploiting other people's pain....

Anon-Paranoid said...

Der Fuhrer exploits other people all the time. He's a masochist.

The only ones who are invisible too him are those he can't put fear into.

God Bless

windspike said...

Reminds me of the U2 tune....but I still haven't found, what I'm lookin' for....

But looks like GOP hearts are breaking around the globe with the announcement that Jena is engaged....

She's not invisible. My question du jour is will the newlyweds honeymoon in Baghdad?

Scheherazade said...

You must have become invisible because I'm not seeing you AT ALL!

enigma4ever said...

Well,,,,I hate to tell you Neil- I can see you - yup..right there where those bubble are...right near ahem...your a ...aaa..."friend' s sweet spot...she is lovely....I mean with her near you I could see where the whole world is invisible....

I also am shipping you one Potter Cloak of Invisibility...you will be fine...
( actually you already are...)

( very funny btw...made my night...do come over I am helping plan and getting gifts ready for the young virgin Jenna...)

Daniel said...

Does your invisibility extend to the tax man and the CIA? Can you buy the invisibility cloak at Walmart or on the internet? Can Australians wear them or are they exclusively for Americans? Is an FBI agent standing alongside me right at this moment?

Help!

sumo said...

Good one...veering off with a hot babe Neil...genius...Karl would be envious of course.

Graeme said...

bush and hillary make a great team

Aaron A. said...

Don't worry, if she does make it to office, you'd be invisible again pretty quick (although the opium farms give you a chance at being seen as a possible contributor).

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