The Republican Party is facing more fallout from the "D.C. Madam" scandal. On the heels of the exposure of Louisiana Republican Senator David 'Family Values' Vitter as a client of Deborah Jeane Palfrey, comes the release of a compact disc filled with images of Vice-President Richard Cheney 'in flagrante delecto' with one of Ms. Palfrey's paid 'escorts'.
The 'escort' pictured in this image from the CD has been identified by some news sources as former White House political director Sara Taylor, who cited 'executive privilege' while refusing to answer questions at Congressional hearings yesterday into the Bush administration's firing of eight U.S. attorneys.
"This is outrageous!" cried Senator Patrick Leahy (D-Vermont) when shown the CD images. "No wonder those Google Earth photos of the Naval Observatory (the official residence of the Vice-President) have been pixilated! I demand answers!"
A female spokesperson for the Vice-President responded: "Tell Leahy to go fuck himself.
Editor's Note: The 'escort' in the photo in question was later determined NOT to be Sara Taylor, although all of us boys on Capitol Hill who have seen Sara naked can understand how such a mistake could be made.