Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice plans to combine her newfound passion for golf with her oldfound passion for foreign affairs as she leads the Swedish Bikini Team into the Triangle of Death to promote golf in Iraq.
"What Iraq needs is not diplomacy," said Ms. Rice as she modeled her new Donna Karan Civil War retro ensemble that she plans to wear to lead the Swedish Bikini Team into combat. "It needs golf. If we can just get the Sunnis and Shiites together on a golf course for a friendly round they will soon realize that neither side is Evil Incarnate.
She paused for effect.
"Evil Incarnate is that little round white fucking ball.