The Republican Party is facing more fallout from the "D.C. Madam" scandal. On the heels of the exposure of Louisiana Republican Senator David 'Family Values' Vitter as a client of Deborah Jeane Palfrey, comes the release of a compact disc filled with images of Vice-President Richard Cheney 'in flagrante delecto' with one of Ms. Palfrey's paid 'escorts'. The 'escort' pictured in this image from the CD has been identified by some news sources as former White House political director Sara Taylor, who cited 'executive privilege' while refusing to answer questions at Congressional hearings yesterday into the Bush administration's firing of eight U.S. attorneys.
"This is outrageous!" cried Senator Patrick Leahy (D-Vermont) when shown the CD images. "No wonder those Google Earth photos of the Naval Observatory (the official residence of the Vice-President) have been pixilated! I demand answers!"
A female spokesperson for the Vice-President responded: "Tell Leahy to go fuck himself.
Editor's Note: The 'escort' in the photo in question was later determined NOT to be Sara Taylor, although all of us boys on Capitol Hill who have seen Sara naked can understand how such a mistake could be made.
12 comments:
Nicely done......
that's just NOT true. i happen to know the big DICK is gay
ask that white house gay escort 'reporter'. he told me his own self
She was probably pixilated, too.
I'm sure that like all the moral politicians, Cheney just needed someone to "talk" to since old Lynne is busy pulling flowers out of weed gardens.
This one is too much. Very funny!
Luckily he found a hat that fits the shape of his head perfectly.
D.C. Madam... hmmm... could stand for Dick Cheney Madam. Coincidence? Maaaaybe...
I want those pics to put on my refrigerator. Good way to help me lose weight.
So nice of Shooter to visit that poor ill woman in her hospital room.
Wait, she's an escort? Indulging in a little of the old "hospital visit fantasy," huh? The one where you do it right there on the hospital bed under the risk of being caught by the nurses? So hot, and naughty, and dirty!
Smoking, I mean! You're not supposed to smoke in hospitals! Jeeze, get your mind out of the gutter.
"...poor ill woman in her hospital room."
...hope she didn't get the Ashcroft treatment!
That man is a cyborg, you know. I wouldn't have thought he was capable of human sexual activity had I thought about it, which I hadn't because, frankly, thinking of Darth Dick and human sexual activity together makes me a tad nauseous.
Well, somebody is definitely sick here, that's for sure.
Her name is Sienna Miller and Jude Law scandalized her by doing the nanny of his children whilst living with Ms. Miller. Cheney was the one that broke them of of course ultimately...he was the nanny.
Is that right, S.? Oh geez, that gives a whole new meaning to the picture, doesn't it. Dick Nanny.
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